Looking for my Best Friend

First name

Lauren

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am divorced and lived in Atlanta for 5 years after Hurricane Katrina and have been back since 2011. I have a quick sarcastic wit that could knock your socks off. I am a very laid back southern girl with southern hospitality. I always have a smile on my face, which I have been told lights any room I am in. My sense of humor is infectious. My laughter is contagious. I don't let things bother me. I let most things roll off my back.I am very straightforward and I get my point across the first time. I try to live my life to the fullest. Life is too short to be a pessimist. I am a free spirit and will try anything once, except when it comes to certain foods that just don't look appealing. You won't get me to try chocolate covered ants or escargo. It just won't happen! I love a challenge. I want someone who has a quick sarcastic wit to match my own. Someone with a great sense of humor. Someone who can basically keep me on my toes.I'm not interested in friends with benefits so if that's your thing, please move on.

I'm a patriot and I love God and my Country and can't stand to see our civil liberties, freedom and Constitution slowing eroding away by radical left wingers. I need a partner who is like minded and can protect me from this crazy toxic world. I'm looking for my partner in crime to start the next chapter of my life. You should be charming, attentive, loyal, able to carry on an intelligent conversation, personalable, witty, sexy and attractive. No woke blokes. No experimental vaccines for me. I use Critical Thinking Skills so you should too.

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Finance / Trading

My Job Title Is

Accounting Manager

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Reading, Movies, Games, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book

My Friends Describe Me As Being

I Don't Have Any Friends

My Religion Is

Christian

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Pop, Dance

When I Read, I Always Read

Mystery

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed